How many times do you think this genius gets pulled over every day?

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 05/24/2018 at 16:45 • Filed to: WTF, no seriously wtf

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I went on the internet and found this

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 16:49

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I wonder what the driver Aspires to accomplish

Takuro Spirit > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 16:49

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Haha that’s right where I used to work!

Knowing Wisconsin (Milwaukee specifically) they NEVER get pulled over.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 16:51

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The devide between logic, and this person’s thinking makes the Grand Canyon look small

“Deport the Middle East” to where”you want to move like half the continent of Asia? Where do you plan to put it.

Also Police need to be shot for allowing people to get abortions? This person must not know how laws work. Talk about littlerally shooting the messenger.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Takuro Spirit 05/24/2018 at 16:54

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Is wearing headphones (Possibly noise cancelling) while driving legal in Wisconsin?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/24/2018 at 16:54

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I like that he added “Now!”later on

MonkeePuzzle > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 16:56

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masking tape and paper “bumper stickers”. as if we needed additional evidence that they are likely not intelligent enouhg to have passed a driver’s license test.

Chuckles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 16:59

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He should get pulled over...for using masking tape on his car. That’s just absurd.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 05/24/2018 at 16:59

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I didn’t know it was a Ford because Einstein here has so cleverly overlaid a “Poop” paper sticker on top of the logo.

e36Jeff now drives a ZHP > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/24/2018 at 17:00

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Can you deport a geographic area? I feel like we’d have to deport it from the planet. Like maybe put it on the moon, or geosync orbit. I wonder how deep we have to go to truly deport it? Do we need to go all the way to the core, or can we just scoop out enough to erase any evidence of human civilization? Or do we have to remove enough landmass to get it to fall below sea level? So many questions.

E90M3 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:00

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You’re right, it is unlawful to drive around with headphones on.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > E90M3 05/24/2018 at 17:02

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I think they are a metaphor for his worldview

ttyymmnn > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:02

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Looks like somebody needs a hug.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ttyymmnn 05/24/2018 at 17:04

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Looks like somebody needs a Psychiatrist

ttyymmnn > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:04

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To be fair, though, the Milwaukee cops do seem to have some issues.

Six cruisers and a tasering for a parking infraction?

LongbowMkII > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:06

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The oddest combination of radical positions I’ve seen.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:14

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[gives wide berth]

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ttyymmnn 05/24/2018 at 17:16

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Ugh, disgusting and unnecessary . Just give him the damn ticket and be on your way.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:18

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Taillight is out. Isn’t that enough cause for a traffic stop especially when combined with the signage?

(Plus the CHMSL is obscured. Think of the safety of others!)

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:36

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That’s not gonna last in the rain. He should get a custom wrap.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove 05/24/2018 at 17:37

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I heard Tin Foil works really well.

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:38

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Nah, too hard to write on.

DAMHIK

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > e36Jeff now drives a ZHP 05/24/2018 at 17:42

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Maybe he feels that middle eastern people are better prepared for the harsh conditions of colonizing Mars and wants to move the middle East there?

ttyymmnn > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:49

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Or just tell him to move his damned car.

Elumerere > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 18:20

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It was on store property even. So, ticket? Unlikely.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 05/24/2018 at 21:41

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The sad part is this person probably gave birth

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 21:42

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Man this guy really hates gay pigs. Who cares if you bacon porked another sausage

sony1492 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 22:17

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Maybe....just maybe, this is some sort of college class experiment or something.

Put a bunch of ignorant stuff taped to your car and see how people react.

pip bip - choose Corrour > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/25/2018 at 05:46

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nut job!

Milky > E90M3 05/25/2018 at 09:31

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Just FYI its actually not in some areas (Michigan for one).

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/25/2018 at 10:52

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So he doesn’t like the brown people, the cops, or decommissioned fetuses... Feti? But he does seem to enjoy the holidays!